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SUPER SMASH BROS KINK MEME [Mar. 21st, 2008|09:57 pm]
Hit it like a smash ball!


ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri, and Het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks, what have you. Even Gen if that is, as they say, what floats your boat. Anything goes! It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUS.

If you make a request, please fill one out in return. We don't want all requests and no fics! Also, if a pairing and/or kink inspires you, but it's already filled out, don't back off - more than one submission per kink is acceptable! If it inspires you, who cares? Write!


List of unfilled prompts is here.

Index of filled prompts is here.

---Keep it anonymous on this thread! There will be another post for self-outings.
---Make a request? Fill one out!!!
---One prompt per comment, please.
---Prompts can be responded to with any kind of creative fanwork (fic, art, etc.) unless otherwise specified by the prompter.
---Replying to requests in the form of roleplay is allowed. If you're threading it, then PLEASE thread in your own post so you don't waste comment space.
---Replying in the form of snapshots/screenshots is also allowed, provided you take them yourself and they're sufficiently creative. (Trial basis only. If this starts causing problems, it's going away.)
---Crossovers and elements from other fandoms are allowed, so long as there is some connection to SSB. For kink memes in other fandoms, refer to The Master List of Kink Memes.
---Do NOT mock, chastise, or otherwise insult others for their kinks. If something squicks you, use the scroll button.
---Pimp the SSB Kink Meme everywhere and anywhere you can! We wanna get big.
---DO NOT POST MORE PROMPTS THAN YOU FILL OUT. Yes, I know I already said this, but it bears repeating.
---[character]/[character] should be used a romantic or sexual relationship whereas [character]+[character] can be used for friendship pure Gen. It was getting a little confusing.
---When you post a prompt, PLEASE try to make it as clear as possible what you want. If it takes more than a few sentences to do so, that's okay! Sometimes more detailed prompts get the plotbunnies biting harder.
---Comments? Concerns? Questions? Suggestions? Post 'em here! ETA: Anon respectfully requests that other anons look through and fill out older prompts. Your mod agrees that this would be spiffy.
---For anonymous hosting of images (since some of you have voiced concerns about that), try TinyPic!

READY? 3...2...1...GO!

From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-23 06:26 am (UTC)

Kirby has a fanboy crush on Sonic, and to keep up with the fastest thing alive, Kirby must collect the Dragoon parts NO MATTER WHAT. Bonus points if Meta Knight trying to give Kirby "The Talk".
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-23 06:43 am (UTC)
Haha, Meta Knight giving Kirby "The Talk" could be a great fic in and of itself if you ask me. XD
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-23 07:13 am (UTC)
Heh, it would! Maybe I shoulda just asked for that. XD
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-30 02:02 am (UTC)

Sort of like a response

...Lawl. I'm not gonna do the prompt proper, but I just couldn't leave this alone. Sorry? Or something?

It was hard to be certain that Kirby was gazing and blushing, since he was already wide-eyed and pink; but the sigh, a noise like a particularly high-pitched tire losing air, that was definitely new. And there was a definite tone of longing to the whole affair. Ike followed the puffball's gaze, then snapped back to his companion in disbelief. "Is he--?"

Meta Knight responded by shrugging (an impressive feat for someone with no actual shoulders) and picking up another croissant. A proper Brooding Brunch was not to be disturbed so lightly. Ike didn't see it that way, however, and continued:

"Look, he's not even trying to steal our food. Something's definitely up. Isn't he a little kid or something?"

Meta Knight hmphed at that. "He may be young, and he's certainly inexperienced, but he can clean up whatever mess he's gotten himself into." But they'd gotten Kirby's attention by then, and the pink thing was staring at them with an utterly confused look which said his elder was dead wrong on this one.

Still Ike was kind. "Hey, Kirby, are you okay?" he asked. The look of helpless confusion deepened, and Kirby shook his self head no, however hesitantly. "Do you know what's going on?" Headshake. "But it's tough on you, huh?" Nod and pathetic whine. "C'mon, Meta, he needs a hand. Just talk to him about it. You're the same kind of... thingy, aren't you?"

Meta Knight grimaced, glad yet again for the mask which guaranteed him a straight face no matter what the situation, and eyed the miserable Kirby as if the latter were directly responsible for all humiliation in the universe. "Maybe. But in that case," he added, turning back to Ike, "you may wish to leave the room. This is not the easiest of topics."

"Aw, it's nothing to worry about. Just the birds and the bees, right?"

"Birds and bees...?" Meta Knight repeated, bemused. At this point, Kirby was considering honey-roasted chicken. "If you insist on witnessing this farce, I won't stop you. But I warn you again -- Kirby is not of your species. The details may differ, somewhat, from what you know."

This was a point Ike had not considered, but by now he was committed to holding his ground, and so he stayed. He stayed for everything: the explanations, the definitions, the interruptions, the diagrams, the gestures, the downright shameful waste of food. And Ike emerged from that brunch a man irrevocably changed, a man haunted. All he could do now was to pray for a sleep without dreams.
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-30 05:57 am (UTC)


Well, it's good enough for me. Poor traumatized Ike. XD
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