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SUPER SMASH BROS KINK MEME [Mar. 21st, 2008|09:57 pm]
Hit it like a smash ball!


ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri, and Het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks, what have you. Even Gen if that is, as they say, what floats your boat. Anything goes! It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUS.

If you make a request, please fill one out in return. We don't want all requests and no fics! Also, if a pairing and/or kink inspires you, but it's already filled out, don't back off - more than one submission per kink is acceptable! If it inspires you, who cares? Write!


List of unfilled prompts is here.

Index of filled prompts is here.

---Keep it anonymous on this thread! There will be another post for self-outings.
---Make a request? Fill one out!!!
---One prompt per comment, please.
---Prompts can be responded to with any kind of creative fanwork (fic, art, etc.) unless otherwise specified by the prompter.
---Replying to requests in the form of roleplay is allowed. If you're threading it, then PLEASE thread in your own post so you don't waste comment space.
---Replying in the form of snapshots/screenshots is also allowed, provided you take them yourself and they're sufficiently creative. (Trial basis only. If this starts causing problems, it's going away.)
---Crossovers and elements from other fandoms are allowed, so long as there is some connection to SSB. For kink memes in other fandoms, refer to The Master List of Kink Memes.
---Do NOT mock, chastise, or otherwise insult others for their kinks. If something squicks you, use the scroll button.
---Pimp the SSB Kink Meme everywhere and anywhere you can! We wanna get big.
---DO NOT POST MORE PROMPTS THAN YOU FILL OUT. Yes, I know I already said this, but it bears repeating.
---[character]/[character] should be used a romantic or sexual relationship whereas [character]+[character] can be used for friendship pure Gen. It was getting a little confusing.
---When you post a prompt, PLEASE try to make it as clear as possible what you want. If it takes more than a few sentences to do so, that's okay! Sometimes more detailed prompts get the plotbunnies biting harder.
---Comments? Concerns? Questions? Suggestions? Post 'em here! ETA: Anon respectfully requests that other anons look through and fill out older prompts. Your mod agrees that this would be spiffy.
---For anonymous hosting of images (since some of you have voiced concerns about that), try TinyPic!

READY? 3...2...1...GO!

From: (Anonymous)
2008-07-03 06:12 am (UTC)
“Listen, Pokemon Trainer,” said Samus in a weird voice. “The whole ‘huge blast’ thing, it’s just not very cool, you know? Not unless you do something after it to distract everyone. Like strip, you could do that!”

“I’m...uh...uncomfortable...” admitted Pokemon Trainer.

Excerpt taken from chapter 24 of Rebuilding by IStalkKirby

Samus is talking about Red's Final Smash. I hope IStalkKirby doesn't mind if I turn his perfectly sane crack fic into a kink request. >.> But hey annons, you can write whatever you want, whether it be the general reaction to Red's stripping, or you can make it SamusxRed. (fem-dom FTW) And if it helps, Pit is gay in that fic. XP
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-10-10 11:25 pm (UTC)

<|D I hope this is okay....

"So." Samus clapped her hands together once, loudly, sharply, her face straight. "Strip."

"...Now?" Red squeaked. He blushed hotly. "I-In front of you?"

"That's the general idea, yes."

"B-but--" Red swallowed, took off his hat, ran a hand through his hair roughly. After replacing his cap, he seemed just a bit calmer. "--But...I don't know how."

Samus rolled her eyes and placed her hands on her curvy hips. "Oh come on, it's easy."

"Easy for you!" Red yelped, crossing his arms. "You do it all the time!"

"Exactly," Samus smirked, a hint of white teeth showing. "It's strategy. Play on your opponents' weaknesses, then strike."


With a flick of her wrist, Samus had placed a finger on Red's lips, leaned down the foot she had over the Trainer, her mouth free of its smirk. She glared now, something dark and, at the same time, sexy dacing in her eyes.

"Strip," she said firmly as she moved her finger off his lips.

Red stared blankly, feeling his stomach drop. "Okay," he sputtered, hand reaching for the zipper of his vest.


"Everyone," Samus called out to the Smashers, looking rather triumphant with herself. "Watch and be amazed." She snapped her fingers. "Dedede," she said. "Stripper music, if you please." King Dedede nodded, blew his whistle and, instead of the catchy tune that normally accompanyied his Final Smash, a loud, continues beat sounded out. The lights dimmed, and soon multicolored flashes lit up the stage that Samus stood upon. With a grin, she stepped aside and Red sauntered up, wiggling and gyrating his hips suggestivly as he began to peel off his red vest.

Pit started to drool.

Red flung off his vest, which landed near Lucas (who was sort of brain dead at this point, his poor, virgin eyes slowly melting in their sockets), and put both hands behind his head, thrusting out his hips. Then, he began to unbutton his undershirt, before throwing that out into the crowd too. Next were his pants and then, only in his boxers, and winking at the audience, he plucked off his cap and threw it at Pit, who fainted, blood spewing from his nose.

The strip show ended, and then there was silence.

Then Samus squealed and threw both arms around Red's neck, tugging his head into her bosom. "Oh! My little Stripper!" she crooned, glowing with pride. "I am so proud of you!"
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-10-18 04:33 pm (UTC)


OP ANON LOVES YOU LONG TIME!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Kya~ From the sexy Red to the fanboy Pit to the Samus/Red strange sorta friendshippy thing and the virgin eyes Lucas, THIS WAS EPIC WINS.
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-11-21 06:12 pm (UTC)

Re: <|D I hope this is okay....


LOL. Major lulz at Lucas and Pit and proud!Samus. :D

And sexy Red is just about the best fucking thing I've seen in forever. I-I LOVE THIS MENTAL IMAGE AND I HOPE IT NEVER GOES AWAY.

Have my babies? <3
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-07-29 12:17 am (UTC)

VERY late, but still.

I'm IStalkKirby.

I found this while googling the story (to see if I could find anything interesting for a fiftieth chapter celebrationy thing), and it was completely unexpected. I had no idea a throwaway gag I made about a year ago would end up in a kink meme.

I'm flattered, of course, and thank you for including me! (to be honest, I think I wrote Samus telling Red to strip in because she strips herself in her FS (to Zero Suit), and because it sets up Pit's gay antics. But hey, the story was crack-humor gag after crack-humor gag at that point, anything is free for interpretation!)

Once again, thanks for the homage.
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