2008-05-07 12:56 am (UTC)
Heh, first time requester, here. Let's see...
Toon Link/Samus, or Toon Link + Samus: Toon Link gets his first crush, and the girl just so happens to be Samus. Nervous and flustered, Toon Link decides to ask somebody for advice on this. However, after following said advice, things mess up and awkwardness ensues (The 'somebody' can be anyone, I don't care)
Anyways...yeah. Humor + Fluff would be preferred, but hey, do what you like, anonymice! :D Please?
2008-10-23 03:33 am (UTC)
Anon was actually half way done writing this but it turned out to be a flop. Might post flop anyways, if anon feels up to it.
2009-05-20 04:52 am (UTC)
Crush (part 1)
The hero in green tunic looked up from the magazine he was currently reading. Before Link stood his younger and more cartoony counterpart. The small boy had his hands behind his back and his cheeks were shaded a light pink. Putting down his issue of Hyrule's Highlights, Link placed a gloved hand on the boy's head and playfully messed up the neat blond hair.
"What's up Link? You need something?"
Toon Link gave the older hero a shy smile. He knew it was the right choice to go to the other Link. Link was like an older brother to him, despite the fact that the two were supposed to be the same people. And he was the only person that would actually call him by his real name, rather than "Toon Link" or "Toon" or "Toony".
"Link, I need some advice."
"Advice? On what?"
The smaller Link shuffled his feet, switching his weight from one leg to the other. Behind his back, his fingers nervously entwined with eachother.
"Um... What... What do I give to a girl that I like...?"
His last few words fell into a whisper and he continued to twiddle his fingers.
Link grinned. He picked up the small boy and placed him on his lap, giving him a small hug too.
"Aw~ Link! That's so sweet! So, who's the lucky girl?" He playfully nudged the boy's ribs.
"...I'd rather not say..." Toon Link looked down at his own lap, hands clasped together in a nervous hold.
"Aw, you're not even going to tell me?" Link put on a small pout. "Ah, it's okay, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
"...So what do you think I should do?"
The twilight hero put a hand to his chin. "Well, I'm not so experienced with girls... But I do know a few things..."
"First of all, if you want a girl to like you, you never really tell them that. You can give hints though, like compliment her, how pretty she looks, or if she's good at something, tell her that she's the best at it. Always stay on her good side, never say anything that may sound like you called her fat. And if she has a horse, make sure that it likes you too. Um... I also think girls like music. You can sing a song or something for her."
"Music! That's perfect! Thanks Link, you're the best!" Toon Link gave his other self a hug before he hopped away.
2009-05-20 04:52 am (UTC)
Crush (part 2)
Samus sat quietly underneath a tree, still in her power suit. It's not that she liked the suit, but with people like Snake around here, she felt a lot safer with the armor rather than in her Zero Suit. The birds perched in the branches above her chirped harmonously in a peaceful melody. She smiled to herself. If anything, she prefered the company of animals over any human.
"Um... excuse me Miss Samus?"
Behind her visor screen, she could see the little hylian boy shuffle his boots against the grass. Toon Link held in his hand a strange flute that resembled a recorder with pokeball attached at its end.
"Can... Can I play you a song?"
The boy is cute, Samus thought. A nod from the lady in the orange suit signalled for him to play.
Putting his lips on the Pokeflute, Toon Link played a song he had composed himself. He knew he the power of the Wind Waker was not meant to be used to woo girls with, so he had to find another instrument to play with. With a little luck, Toon Link found this strange instrument stored away in a chest labled "Melee". He wasn't sure if he should have taken it, but he planned on returning it afterwards, so he didn't see any harm.
As his small song ended, he opened his eyes to where Samus still sat. The woman removed her helmet, swishing her hair over her shoulder in the process. She approaced the boy, looking more content then he has ever seen her.
Before she could say anything, an enranged Snorlax jumped out of seemingly no where. It's small beady eyes glared at the two blonds, then trailed it's attention to the Pokeflute that Toon Link was holding. The pokemon's fist began to glow, and that was when the small hylian knew he had to run.
Wailing with his arms flailed in the air, Toon Link ran off, the angry Snorlax followed. Samus contmplated on whether or not she should get involved. Deciding that she was somewhat involved anyway, she put her helmet back on and chased after the pokemon.
2009-05-20 04:53 am (UTC)
Crush (part 3)
Toon Link couldn't help the blood that flowed to his cheeks as he was being held tightly against Samus's orange suit. The two manage to outrun the Snorlax and they were now sitting on a tree branch to hide from the sleep deprived pokemon. The boy felt the bounty hunter's hold on him tighten, her other hand over his mouth to prevent any noise from giving away their hiding spot. From the corner of his eye, he could see the Snorlax sniffing the air around it.
Snorlax sense of smell only tracked down meals, so the chances of it finding the person that woke him up was very slim. Giving up, the pokemon plopped its big self on the ground and right away it was in deep slumber.
The grip around his waist loosened and the hand over his mouth was removed. Toon Link let out a sigh of relief. Samus removed her helmet once again.
"What the heck was that?"
"Um... I'm not sure?" Toon Link couldn't help but stare, Samus was really pretty when she wasn't covered in her armor suit.
"Do you think it was this thing?" The bounty hunter took the Pokeflute and held it up to the examine it. There was nothing fishy about it but somehow, she knew it was the cause of the problem.
"...Sorry... It's my fault you're up in a tree hiding from a Snorlax right now. ... But..."
"Yes?" She wanted to giggle right now, the blushing boy was just too adorbale.
"But I... I really like you Miss Samus! You're brave and strong, not like any other girl, but you're still very pretty, and, and," Um... What else can I say?</u> "You're the best at kicking people's butts!"
Toon Link sighed. There, he said it. Now to wait for Samus to smack him upside the face.
Instead of the anticipated reaction, the space bounty hunter did the exact opposite. She smiled. Ruffling a hand through the boy's blond hair, Samus placed a kiss upon his forhead.
"That's really sweet Link. And honestly, I like you too."
"R-really?" Toon Link's eyes shined widely. He gasped. Did she just call me Link?
Samus nodded. She held her balance as Toon Link hugged her tightly, nearly knocking the both of them off the tree branch.
"T-then, will you be my... g-girl-girlfr-"
Toon Link's proposal was cut off when the branch beneath them seemed to vanish and they were falling. He felt Samus hold him tightly while they neared the ground.
The two landed safely with Samus's quick reflexes. Link's grip around Samus's waist loosened when his own feet touched the ground.
"What were you about to say little hero?"
"I uh..." Link blushed. "Miss Samus... will you..." The boy got onto one knee and bowed his head. "Miss Samus, will you please be my girlfr-"
"THERE YOU ARE!"
"What?!" Both blonds turned to the sound of the booming voice. Master Hand floated towards the two and snatched Link by the scruff of his tunic, much to Samus's surprise.
"THE POKEFLUTE IS MISSING FROM THE MELEE BOX. I HEARD THE SNORLAX AWAKEN AND I SEE THAT IT WAS YOU WHO TOOK IT. COME TOON LINK, I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE YOUR PUNISHMENT."
Master Hand floated off with the feline-like hero kicking and struggling from his grasps. Samus watched the two disappear into the mansion and shrugged it off.
2009-03-29 10:27 pm (UTC)
Different Anon is also half-done writing this, and may be able to get this up sometime soon if she pesters herself enough. :)