2008-04-18 07:12 am (UTC)
During a four-way brawl, Luigi's Final Smash has unexpected effects on his opponents... mainly, they suddenly all want to dance with him, too. As in the horizontal mambo, though any orientation is juuuust fine with them. You pick who he's fighting with, and the outcome... who wins? Or can Luigi shimmy his way out of this one somehow?
2010-01-25 03:33 am (UTC)
One hit. Bowser cracks it by spinning his shell upwards. On his descent, Peach jabs him with her umbrella.
Two hits. Snake charges into it with his Cypher.
Luigi scrambles as fast as he can and launches upward.
Just missed it that time! He gets attacked by Snake's grenades.
Peach breaks the Smash Ball and prepares herself, but Bowser pounces on her and knocks it out of her, landing on top of her. "Excuse me, sir!!!" Peach whacks him with her Frying Pan- Bowser thinks to himself 'Worth it.'
Luigi makes solid contact with it, and it bursts. His eyes change, glowing with a bright fire. He has a deep green aura surrounding him, ready to go.
He starts his ritual mid-jump. Twirls to the left, waves his hands similar to jazz hands, kicks his leg up as the world around him changes negatively.
Bowser can't get himself to turn away from the green plumber. He sees Peach dancing seductively, moving her hips like yeeeeah. He doesn't even notice the flower sprouting from his head sucking his health away as he gapes at the hallucination, which gestured for him to 'come here'.
Peach grows tired, barely missing escape. She turns to her tormentor, and her eyes are then glued to the Mario brother also. Luigi is MUCH more sensitive than Mario can ever be and is younger... why hasn't she realized before that she would fare better with him?
Snake tries to trudge, to move at all. He slips on the ground and just sits. He's had a tiny crush on Luigi ever since he came. His shyness, the way he was perfectly humble in his victories... his innocent appearance. They were best friends, but Snake couldn't help but want more. Right NOW.
When Luigi finishes, he starts to think 'This'll be a cake walk!' until he notices how the others look... lovestruck? Peach, Bowser, AND Snake gawk at him. Wait, him? He kicks Peach and Snake off so that they're even with Bowser, one life left. Before he can K.O. Bowser, the Negative Zone fades.
The others advance.
"Oh, Peach! I always knew you loved me!" The huge monster was looking directly at him!
"She's over there-"
"Hey, Luigi..." Peach murmurs. "If you come here, I've got a treat for you..." Peach loved Mario, didn't she?
He squeaks and backs up right into Snake, who grabs him. "You. Me. The box. A great time." Luigi squirms to break loose.
"What're you doing with her?!? She's MINE!" And now Bowser thinks he's a girl!
"Guys, I'm sure if we discuss this peacefully!" Luigi is drowned out by harsh arguing. He feels it- he's being carried backwards- and breaks out of Snake's hold. He watches the 3 argue and thinks with his hand on his chin.
Bowser... ugh. No for obvious reasons. Peach- Mario loves her, so he doesn't feel anything for her. Which leaves Solid Snake, his bestie. He was admittedly buff with that rugged charm, but things would have to go slow to work.
'Wait, what am I doing, choosing from them? I should get a cure or something, ri-' That's when the violence started. Being at his mansion, he leapt to the roof and watched from the window.
Peach was quickly K.O.'d. Snake had the projectiles, and Bowser had the force.
"Just give up! Peach CLEARLY declared she wants me!" Bowser let out a quick roar as a taunt, and the mansion shook.
"Peach was just here a second ago! That's Luigi up there!" Snake argued.
"What does Green 'Stache have to do with anything? My wife's on the roof!" He refers to the time Bowser & Peach were wed to create the Chaos Heart.
"I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!!!" Luigi screams like a girl before covering his mouth and blushing.
"Then where's the divorce papers?" He had a point there, seeing as there were no divorces in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Snake takes advantage of the distracted Bowser and lands a hit straight to his gut, sending him off-screen. Luigi gulps as the mercenary leaps up to the roof and gets close to him. "Now where were we?"
"Ah yes, we were just about to go to the park and play frisbee? You know, you throw, I catch?" Luigi chuckles nervously.
"That's one way to put it..." Snake flips his cardboard box over the 2 men.