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SUPER SMASH BROS KINK MEME [Mar. 21st, 2008|09:57 pm]
Hit it like a smash ball!


ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri, and Het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks, what have you. Even Gen if that is, as they say, what floats your boat. Anything goes! It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUS.

If you make a request, please fill one out in return. We don't want all requests and no fics! Also, if a pairing and/or kink inspires you, but it's already filled out, don't back off - more than one submission per kink is acceptable! If it inspires you, who cares? Write!


List of unfilled prompts is here.

Index of filled prompts is here.

---Keep it anonymous on this thread! There will be another post for self-outings.
---Make a request? Fill one out!!!
---One prompt per comment, please.
---Prompts can be responded to with any kind of creative fanwork (fic, art, etc.) unless otherwise specified by the prompter.
---Replying to requests in the form of roleplay is allowed. If you're threading it, then PLEASE thread in your own post so you don't waste comment space.
---Replying in the form of snapshots/screenshots is also allowed, provided you take them yourself and they're sufficiently creative. (Trial basis only. If this starts causing problems, it's going away.)
---Crossovers and elements from other fandoms are allowed, so long as there is some connection to SSB. For kink memes in other fandoms, refer to The Master List of Kink Memes.
---Do NOT mock, chastise, or otherwise insult others for their kinks. If something squicks you, use the scroll button.
---Pimp the SSB Kink Meme everywhere and anywhere you can! We wanna get big.
---DO NOT POST MORE PROMPTS THAN YOU FILL OUT. Yes, I know I already said this, but it bears repeating.
---[character]/[character] should be used a romantic or sexual relationship whereas [character]+[character] can be used for friendship pure Gen. It was getting a little confusing.
---When you post a prompt, PLEASE try to make it as clear as possible what you want. If it takes more than a few sentences to do so, that's okay! Sometimes more detailed prompts get the plotbunnies biting harder.
---Comments? Concerns? Questions? Suggestions? Post 'em here! ETA: Anon respectfully requests that other anons look through and fill out older prompts. Your mod agrees that this would be spiffy.
---For anonymous hosting of images (since some of you have voiced concerns about that), try TinyPic!

READY? 3...2...1...GO!

From: (Anonymous)
2008-04-18 07:12 am (UTC)
During a four-way brawl, Luigi's Final Smash has unexpected effects on his opponents... mainly, they suddenly all want to dance with him, too. As in the horizontal mambo, though any orientation is juuuust fine with them. You pick who he's fighting with, and the outcome... who wins? Or can Luigi shimmy his way out of this one somehow?
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From: (Anonymous)
2010-01-25 03:33 am (UTC)


One hit. Bowser cracks it by spinning his shell upwards. On his descent, Peach jabs him with her umbrella.

Two hits. Snake charges into it with his Cypher.

Luigi scrambles as fast as he can and launches upward.

Just missed it that time! He gets attacked by Snake's grenades.

Peach breaks the Smash Ball and prepares herself, but Bowser pounces on her and knocks it out of her, landing on top of her. "Excuse me, sir!!!" Peach whacks him with her Frying Pan- Bowser thinks to himself 'Worth it.'

Luigi makes solid contact with it, and it bursts. His eyes change, glowing with a bright fire. He has a deep green aura surrounding him, ready to go.

He starts his ritual mid-jump. Twirls to the left, waves his hands similar to jazz hands, kicks his leg up as the world around him changes negatively.

Bowser can't get himself to turn away from the green plumber. He sees Peach dancing seductively, moving her hips like yeeeeah. He doesn't even notice the flower sprouting from his head sucking his health away as he gapes at the hallucination, which gestured for him to 'come here'.

Peach grows tired, barely missing escape. She turns to her tormentor, and her eyes are then glued to the Mario brother also. Luigi is MUCH more sensitive than Mario can ever be and is younger... why hasn't she realized before that she would fare better with him?

Snake tries to trudge, to move at all. He slips on the ground and just sits. He's had a tiny crush on Luigi ever since he came. His shyness, the way he was perfectly humble in his victories... his innocent appearance. They were best friends, but Snake couldn't help but want more. Right NOW.

When Luigi finishes, he starts to think 'This'll be a cake walk!' until he notices how the others look... lovestruck? Peach, Bowser, AND Snake gawk at him. Wait, him? He kicks Peach and Snake off so that they're even with Bowser, one life left. Before he can K.O. Bowser, the Negative Zone fades.

The others advance.

"Oh, Peach! I always knew you loved me!" The huge monster was looking directly at him!

"She's over there-"

"Hey, Luigi..." Peach murmurs. "If you come here, I've got a treat for you..." Peach loved Mario, didn't she?

He squeaks and backs up right into Snake, who grabs him. "You. Me. The box. A great time." Luigi squirms to break loose.

"What're you doing with her?!? She's MINE!" And now Bowser thinks he's a girl!

"Guys, I'm sure if we discuss this peacefully!" Luigi is drowned out by harsh arguing. He feels it- he's being carried backwards- and breaks out of Snake's hold. He watches the 3 argue and thinks with his hand on his chin.

Bowser... ugh. No for obvious reasons. Peach- Mario loves her, so he doesn't feel anything for her. Which leaves Solid Snake, his bestie. He was admittedly buff with that rugged charm, but things would have to go slow to work.

'Wait, what am I doing, choosing from them? I should get a cure or something, ri-' That's when the violence started. Being at his mansion, he leapt to the roof and watched from the window.

Peach was quickly K.O.'d. Snake had the projectiles, and Bowser had the force.

"Just give up! Peach CLEARLY declared she wants me!" Bowser let out a quick roar as a taunt, and the mansion shook.

"Peach was just here a second ago! That's Luigi up there!" Snake argued.

"What does Green 'Stache have to do with anything? My wife's on the roof!" He refers to the time Bowser & Peach were wed to create the Chaos Heart.

"I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!!!" Luigi screams like a girl before covering his mouth and blushing.

"Then where's the divorce papers?" He had a point there, seeing as there were no divorces in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Snake takes advantage of the distracted Bowser and lands a hit straight to his gut, sending him off-screen. Luigi gulps as the mercenary leaps up to the roof and gets close to him. "Now where were we?"

"Ah yes, we were just about to go to the park and play frisbee? You know, you throw, I catch?" Luigi chuckles nervously.

"That's one way to put it..." Snake flips his cardboard box over the 2 men.
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From: (Anonymous)
2010-02-09 07:10 am (UTC)

Re: Untitled

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