2008-04-11 12:42 am (UTC)
Link/Pit, surprise kitchen sex with aprons.
Link and Pit are on kitchen duty, and food fights turn into LOL SURPRISE HARD-ONS.
2008-04-19 11:37 pm (UTC)
surprise hard-ons are my fetish
i may write this if nobody else does but don't get your hopes up because i'm a lazy bum.
2008-06-17 12:17 am (UTC)
2008-07-16 02:15 am (UTC)
2009-02-12 08:30 am (UTC)
I don't know if this is very good or not. It's my first one. Hope you like it, anyway.
Link hated kitchen duty. He cringed as he slipped Peach’s lacy pink apron over his head and tied it around his muscular midsection. On the menu tonight: fettuccine alfredo. The last time he cooked this dish, the sauce ended up brown and tasted so bad no one could eat it. He let out a snarl of frustration and banged his head against the cupboard. “Are you okay?” a voice asked.
Link sighed in relief at the sound of Pit’s voice. The angel was an excellent little cook, and had apparently signed up to work kitchen duty with him. He turned around and replied, “Yes, now that you’re here.”
Pit giggled. “I know you aren’t quite the domestic angel that I am, and I thought you might like some help.” Pit donned his white apron and went to the refrigerator for ingredients. He set a stick of butter and a tub of frosting on the counter. Link gave him an inquisitive look.
“We’re baking a cake first.” Pit said. He got out the flour and the sugar and put them on the counter next to the other ingredients. Link became bored as he watched Pit start to mix the ingredients. There wasn’t really anything to do with Pit there to cook everything for him. Link asked, “Can I taste the batter?”
Link stuck an exploratory finger towards the batter. Pit batted it away. Link waited awhile, then advanced again, more stealthily. Pit was not to be fooled. “No means no!” he snapped, scooping up a spoonful of batter and flinging it in Link’s face. The humorous sight of the Hylian hero covered in the gooey white substance melted away his anger. He giggled boyishly.
“What? You think that’s funny?” Link said mock-angrily. He scooped up some of the batter in his hands and smeared it on Pit’s cheeks. Pit responded by picking up the whole bowl and dumping it over Link’s head. The batter dripped off his hair and soaked his apron. Pit was laughing so hard that he didn’t even notice as Link scooped some of the batter off of himself, lifted Pit’s shirt, and rubbed it all over the angel’s stomach. Pit gasped at the feeling of Link’s hand rubbing the wet batter against his bare skin. It actually felt pretty good. Link also couldn’t help noticing that Pit’s skin was softer than a rose petal. He quickly pulled his hand out of the angel’s shirt and backed away a few steps, embarrassed.
“What’s wrong?” Pit asked. Then he saw the enormous bulge in the front of Link’s apron and gave the blonde warrior a sly look. He dipped his finger in the tub of frosting on the table and advanced towards Link, who became increasingly uneasy. Pit rubbed the icing on Link’s lips as Link leaned as far away from Pit as he could. Pit flattened his body against the other boy’s and ground his hips into him. “Come on, Link. You know you want me,” he said in a pouty voice. “I can feel it… if you know what I mean.”
Link could not resist Pit’s adorable sex kitten act. He slurped the remaining icing off the angel’s finger. When the icing was gone, Pit grabbed Link’s wrists, pushed him against the wall, and kissed him long and hard, sucking on his tongue until he was about to gag.
Link was mind boggled as Pit laid passionate kisses all down his jaw line, neck, and collarbones. He had never seen the angel like this. He was usually so modest and innocent. “What’s gotten into you?” Link moaned. “You always seem so innocent.”
“Looks can be deceiving, babe.” he replied. “Now off with those clothes.” He eyed Link imperiously as he stripped naked in the middle of the kitchen, then removed his own exomis and shorts to reveal a glorious body and a pair of skin tight, hot pink panties so thin they were almost transparent.
Link had never seen anything so beautiful in his life. The angel’s skin was the color of a pale pink rose, and he was slightly more muscular than he appeared when clothed. He pressed himself up against Link and moved his hands up and down the elf’s body as they kissed. Link’s skin was darkly tanned from practicing brawling outside all day in just his swim trunks, and his hair had been slightly bleached out by the sun. The heat from the preheating oven was making his muscular body sticky with sweat.
2009-02-12 08:33 am (UTC)
Kitchen Sex!!! Part 2
The way the angel moved against him was driving him crazy. His tiny, perfect hands, his strange, heavenly smell, the equally lovely and exotic taste of his mouth- he slowly slid his hands under the pink waistband. Pit said seductively, “Finally!”
Link squeezed the angel’s soft, round little butt and then moved his hands around to the front. Pit stopped kissing him and shuddered with pleasure. Link rubbed him a bit longer, then pushed him up against the table and yanked down the pink underpants. In a fit of lust, he grabbed the icing and used his fingers to smear it all over the angel’s chest and stomach. He licked the icing off the pink nipples until they were hard and he could feel himself being poked in the stomach my something warm and hard and slightly wet on the end. Pit was moaning quite loudly by this point, and though Link was afraid someone might hear them, he wasn’t about to stop. It wasn’t like the guests weren’t used to people randomly having sex all over the place by now, anyway.
Link kept licking, working his way down Pit’s stomach and up the shaft of the hard pink phallus. He enveloped it and began to suck. The angel pushed his hips into Link, eventually pushing him over and straddling his face. Link moaned and gagged, impressed by the little angel’s forcefulness. He positioned himself and took in as much of his lover’s hardness as he could. “That’s right,” Pit purred, “Take it all! You know you like it.” Link did. The angel boy’s hips were beginning to buck uncontrollably, and although Link’s throat was becoming quite bruised, he was enjoying himself too much to stop. The boy’s body was gorgeous, moving above him with the utmost grace, his wings flapping frenetically.
It wasn’t long before Pit came, shooting thick, sticky nectar into Link. He’d never tasted anything like it. It was as sweet and intoxicating as the angel’s mouth, his skin, and the smell of his pheromone-charged body combined. He moaned as he swallowed. “And that,” Pit said, pulling out, “Is why once you go angel, you never go back.”
Link could only smile, dazed, as Pit began to play with his balls. “Uuuuummmm!” Link moaned. Pit pushed two fingers between Link’s lips. Link took them greedily into his mouth and licked them until they were slick with spit. Pit took the fingers and thrust them into the Hylian’s heiney without warning. Link yelped in surprise, causing the angel to chuckle. He started thrusting the fingers in and out and scissoring them until Link was thrusting back against him and whimpering happily. Pit, who was feeling wild and horny, snarled and bit Link’s nipple. The swordsman once again squealed. The angel continued to bite his chest and while Link was distracted by this, pulled out his fingers and thrust into him with his cock, causing Link to once again yelp with both pain and pleasure. Pit pounded into him harder and faster, hitting his sweet spot every time and simultaneously giving him a hand job. The elf was so happy he thought he might die. “Cum for me, pretty boy,” Pit snarled, squeezing Link almost painfully tightly in his hand. “Cum for me hard!”
“OOOHHHHH, PIT!!!” Link yelled.
“That’s right, baby, scream my name. Show your appreciation!” Link came all over his and Pit’s stomachs with a loud yell. He reached up and started rubbing the spot where Pit’s downy wings met his body. The angel gasped loudly, as that was pretty much the most erogenous part of his body besides the obvious place. He came and pulled out, resting his chin on link’s stomach. They were both exhausted and flushed. Pit lazily began to lick the cum off of Link, looking up at him coyly with his enormous blue eyes as he did so.
“That… was amazing.” Link gasped.
“I know, right?” Pit said casually, his face covered in white, sticky fluid.
“This makes me really glad we’re roommates.”
“Boys! Is dinner ready?”
“Oh, shit, it’s Peach!”
“I’m so sorry!” Pit squealed.
Peach laughed, “Just kidding. I’ve been videotaping you guys the whole time.”
Link’s face lit up. “Hey, can we have a copy of that?”